Inspirational Messages Not Heard At Work

- There is no "I" in "teamwork." But there is in "management kiss-up."

- If you do a good job and work hard, you may get a job with a better company someday.

- The light at the end of the tunnel has been turned off due to budget cuts.

- Doing a job RIGHT the first time gets the job done. Doing the job WRONG 14 times gives you job security.

-. If you think we're a bad company, you should see the competition.

- Rome did not create a great empire by having meetings--they did it by killing all those who oppose them.

- Your job is STILL better than asking, "You want fries with that?"

- If at first you don't succeed, try management.

- Teamwork means never having to take all the blame yourself.

- Pride, Commitment, Teamwork. Words we use to get you to work for free.

- Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines.