AMJAD: November 2009

Sunday, November 8, 2009

How True !!!!!!

.As soon as you sit down to a cup of hot coffee, your boss will ask you to do something which will last until the coffee is cold. ~Author Unknown

. An unwatched pot boils immediately. ~H.F. Ellis

.Anything you lose automatically doubles in value. ~Mignon McLaughlin, The Second Neurotic's Notebook, 1966

. Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else. ~Will Rogers

. How is it one careless match can start a forest fire, but it takes a whole box to start a campfire? ~Author Unknown

. Never do anything that you wouldn't want to explain to the paramedics.

. It is often easier to ask for forgiveness than to ask for permission.

. It's frustrating when you know all the answers, but nobody bothers to ask you the questions.

. If you tell the boss you were late for work because you had a flat tire, the very next morning you will have a flat tire.

. People who snore always fall asleep first.

. The easiest way to find something lost around the house is to buy a replacement.

. No one is listening until you fart.

. I have never met anyone who wanted to save the world without my financial support.

. Nothing is as frustrating as arguing with someone who knows what he's talking about.

. I find I always have to write something on a steamed mirror.

. People who want to share their religious views with you almost never want you to share yours with them.